bonushumor:

There’s a drunk guy outside singing What Makes You Beautiful to a tree. So I opened my window and played the actual song and he just got so happy. He looked at the sky and yelled, “You’re beautiful too, Jesus.”

RIP to all the little angels who lost their lives today.

lady-johnlock:

saintbennithy:

12/21/12 is the Mayan Apocalypse

12/12/12 was the Tumblr Apocalypse

maybe the mayans were just dyslexic and we actually just went through the end of the world

nosdrinker:

shelbylinnea:

nosdrinker:

next time i like somebody just remind me to kill myself it’ll be easier

Or you could take a chance on someone you thought was totally out of your league and end up with the best relationship you’ve ever had. Like I did. :)